"Commando" Wire Saw

What can we say about this one?  It's your classic "commando" style wire saw...  

Steel wires are tightly braided to form a fine, yet aggressive cutting surface.  These are more flexible, and therefore more compact, than our regular wire saw, however, our field tests have found them to be slightly less durable.  Our "commando" wire saw will cut through plastic, leather, bone and soft wood, and will double up as a trip wire or garrote, should you find yourself in the presence of other "commandos" who are less friendly than you.  I would not trust my life to it, but for the price, it's not a bad piece of back-up gear.

Official issue of the Liechtenstein and Icelandic armed forces.  

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